Please note : A negative answer to the above question will not automatically bar you from deification. YouWannaBGod Inc. Understands that people, angels, spirits and assorted ethereal beings can make mistakes, what is important now is that you answer these questions in a truthful and honest fashion, and be truly repentant of your sins.
I hereby certify that the answers in this application are true and complete to the best of my knowledge, and I authorize YouWannaBGod Inc. to verify any or all statements contained herein through any means the require, including credit checks, police records search, and looking in the "Book of Life".
I further understand that employment as the Supreme God of Heaven and Earth will be contingent upon the results of a physical and spiritual examination which will include RANDOM drug screening and holy judgment.
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