Application to be God

YouWannaBGod Inc.

Cloud 9 Route # 01

Employment Desk

(000) 555 - 9777

Dept Of Religion, Punishments, Rewards and other Stuff

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Full Name

LAST

M I

FIRST

SSN

ADDRESS:

CITY :

STATE:

PHONE #

  OPTIONAL PHONE #

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DATE YOU CAN BEGIN WORK:

DESIRED SALARY RANGE:

CAN YOU WORK ROTATING SHIFTS?

WILLING TO  WORK OVERTIME AS NEEDED?

MM/DD/YYYY

Yes/No

Yes/No

US Dollars

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Are you related by blood to any current Archangel, Saint, or Devil?

Yes/No

If Yes, Please Explain:

Are you now, or have you ever been facing eternal damnation to the pits of hell for breaking any of the Ten Commandments in thought, word or deed?

Yes/No

If Yes, Please Explain:

Have you been forgiven of these sins?

Yes/No

If No, Please Explain:

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Please note : A negative answer to the above question will not automatically bar you from deification. YouWannaBGod Inc. Understands that people, angels, spirits and assorted ethereal beings can make mistakes, what is important now is that you answer these questions in a truthful and honest fashion, and be truly repentant of your sins.

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TYPEWRITER

10 KEY BY TOUCH

WORD PROCESSING

WINDOWS XP

WALKING ON WATER

WORDPERFECT

RESURRECT THE DEAD

FLOODING THE WORLD

LOTUS 123

FEEDING THE MASSES

PARTING THE SEA

XEROX/COPY EQUIPMENT

CURE LEPROSY

SHORTHAND

RESTORE SIGHT

SUMMON FROG PLAGUE

EXORCISE DEMONS

DEBUG AWC STUFF

JOB SKILLS:

Please place a check in the box next to any of the following job related skills you possess

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Have you served as the Supreme Spiritual Being or  Lesser Deity for any other religion ?

WORK EXPERIENCE:

If Yes, Please Explain:

Were you terminated from this position (through firing, holy war, or forced resignation)?

Yes/No

Yes/No

If Yes, Please Explain:

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                                    Please Read Carefully Before Signing 

I hereby certify that the answers in this application are true and complete to the best of my knowledge, and I authorize   YouWannaBGod Inc. to verify any or all statements contained herein through any means the require, including credit checks, police records search, and looking in the "Book of Life".

I further understand that employment as the Supreme God of Heaven and Earth will be contingent upon the results of a physical and spiritual examination which will include RANDOM drug screening and holy judgment.

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Date

MM/DD/YYYY

Heaven is an equal opportunity employer and shall not discriminate against any employee or applicant for employment because of age, sex, marital status, national origin, religion, race, disability, or corporealness.

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