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Sons Of The South Militia
Are you loyal to the Confederacy?
Do you own a 4 wheeler
Do you eat BBQ with coleslaw?
Are you real UGLY?
Can you tell white oak from red oak?
Your answers will be sent to Militia Headquarters and your membership will be voted on by the General Staff. If you are approved, You will be emailed a copy of the parchment suitable for printing and framing. There is no charge for this. It my take up to 5 work days for an answer.
Email Address for Certificate. (Required) Will not be sold.
Amendment 1 - Freedom of Religion, Press, Expression. Ratified 12/15/1791. Note
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
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Amendment 2 - Right to Bear Arms. Ratified 12/15/1791. Note
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
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Amendment 3 - Quartering of Soldiers. Ratified 12/15/1791. Note
No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.
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Amendment 4 - Search and Seizure. Ratified 12/15/1791.
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.
Do you like PORK?
Gender at birth.
Name or Alias.
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Do you put your BBQ in the bun?
Do you drink Beer with your BBQ?
Do you eat BBQ with beans?
What kind of Sauce do you prefer?
To prevent bots from joining. Please fill in letters above. They are not case sensitive. There are no zeros.
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As a member of the South, you have the right to good BBQ.
You have the right to BBQ without VINEGER.
You have the right to have BBQ mixed with beans and coleslaw.
If you do not agree to these rights.
LEAVE THIS DAMN PAGE
